old is....

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Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 07-Apr-2006 11:36:37

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love,"
and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker
opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your
face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead
of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take
any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the
parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 09-Apr-2006 20:52:30

lol, those are funny!

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 10-Apr-2006 14:33:44

LOL. Good ones. Here's my definition of old-- old is anyone at least 20 years older than you are.